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CommentsMy original bikini also shrank when exposed to the sunlight. I was forced to remove it as I was driving to the beach since my convertible top was down. Fortunately, I arrived safely at the beach with the bikini discarded to the floor boards. At least I do not have to worry about getting a tan line that day. My replacement clear bikini was wonderful, until I went for a swim. I was forced to remove it as it shrunk. Fortunately I did not have to sppoil my all-over tan. The replacement ties worked perfectly in the water and in the sun. Your research department is the best! however, you replaced the ties, but you did not include the bikini itself. All I had was the ties. I'm happy to say my tanlines are just lines. It is a wonderful bikini. I amkes you feel like you are skinny dipping when you are really wearing a bikini. I'm a customer for life! Tue Aug 1, 2006 5:57 pm MST by A Satisified Customer
I regret to inform our customers that the newest clear bikinis we shipped to all who return the bikinis that shrunk to sunlight must immediately return the replacement bikini. Our research department has followed-up several complaints of shrinkage after getting wet and drying. While safe to wear on the beach, the clear bikinis should not be made wet, especially ocean, lake, river, or shower water. it is not the bikini it self that shrinks but the ties themselves. If shrinkage does occur, please untie the bikini immediately. Your safety is our number one priority. Thank-you for your trust. We will return the clear bikini with water safe strings as soon as possible. Tue Aug 1, 2006 5:50 pm MST by S.H.Rink, President
Our research department has only just discovered a flaw in our newest textiles. Exposure to sunlight can cause shrinkage of the material. We regret any inconvenience this may have for our customers. To receive a replacement, please place the garment in a black plastic bag to avoid any further exposure to sunlight and return to the address printed on the label. We have developed a new textile that is resistance to sunlight shrinkage. The material is clear and safe to wear on the beach. You have my word as president of the Tinier Bikini Company. Tue Aug 1, 2006 5:44 pm MST by S.H.Rink, President
Yes, twas the Knights Who Say Ni!, not a birch tree nor a shrubbery. Tis the Knights Who Say Ni! camoflauged as a simple birch. You failed to place two shrubberies before us, and we take your clothing. Tis our way lest we say Ni! repeatively. Tue Aug 1, 2006 5:38 pm MST by The Knights Who Say Ni!
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